THIS JUNK'S SPAM CITY

You smash on that icon, thinking you're gonna get some juicy goodies. But BAM! You've just entered the wild west of Spam City. Emails bombarding your inbox faster than you can delete 'em, ads that are more irritating than a mosquito on payday, and offers so shady they'd make a used car salesman wince. You know the drill: "Get rich quick!" "Free stu